Out of an abundance of caution, we are moving the event to FRIDAY THE 13TH in October.
By Jacob Engels
Many of our readers and staunch supporters of free speech are looking forward to meeting Roger Stone and Milo Yiannopoulos this Saturday. However, a literal act of God has forced us to postpone this epic free speech event, Hurricane Irma.
With people planning to visit Florida for our event from all over the United States and across Florida, we do not want to put anyone at risk or in danger of being separated from their families during a state of emergency.
However, the show must go on! We have rescheduled the event for October 13th, FRIDAY THE 13TH. Guests are encouraged to attend in costume and participate in our costume contest – NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ALLOWED.
Roger Stone may or may not show up dressed as The Joker, so you have some serious competition.
“As a longtime Floridian, I know it’s not wise to underestimate hurricanes, safety comes first. Hopefully someone dresses up as Hillary Clinton, orange jumpsuit of course,” Stone told us.
We have also added drag queen Elaine Lancaster to the bill. Lancaster was relentlessly attacked by the mainstream media for her support of President Trump recently, and will perform a roast of Roger and Milo.
Milo promises to make this event even more fabulous than before.
“Hurricane Irma has forced us to postpone the Orlando book signing on September 9th. If I was a liberal I’d probably claim the hurricane was timed to disrupt my event but I recognize an act of God when I see one,” said Milo.
To everyone dealing with Harvey’s aftermath or the incoming Hurricane Irma, be kind to one another and prepare.
We will be collecting supplies for those in need on October 13th. Until then… hunker down!
Jacob Engels is an Orlando based journalist whose work has been featured and republished in news outlets around the globe including Politico, InfoWars, MSNBC, Orlando Sentinel, New York Times, Daily Mail UK, Associated Press, People Magazine, ABC, and Fox News to name a few. Mr. Engels focuses on stories that other news outlets neglect or willingly hide to curry favor among the political and business special interests in the state of Florida.